Yes, Nan

At our house the retort, "FINE!!" is disrespectful and not allowed. I usually respond, "Don't say 'fine,' say 'yes, Mommy."  

Recently Landon asked me for something and I said it was fine and he said, "Don't say 'fine.'  Say 'yes, Nan.'"

It's only fair, I suppose!

Or Fairies

AJ: "There's a monster in my room."

Daddy: "There's no such thing as monsters, buddy."

Aidyn: "Yeah, there's no such things as monsters, AJ... [sighs heavily, leans against door frame, sad face ensues]...or fairies."

Your Face Is Pretty

Landon: "Mommy, your face is pretty."

Me: "Oh, thanks buddy!"

Landon: "And your nose is big."

Me: "...thanks..."

Probably Fishing

When we woke up this morning...

Landon: "Where's Daddy?"

Me: "Probably fishing."

Landon: "Can I go Probably Fishing, too?"

Anxious

We're out at the lake today and went on a nice long pontoon ride.  After the ride we made lunch and sat down to eat.  Suddenly, AJ took his cup and threw it behind him and then took his plate of food and tossed it onto the floor.  Daddy yelled, "AJ!!  Why did you do that!?"  AJ just looked up and said, "I was anxious."  

Hug With

Landon: "I want to hug with Daddy!"

Landon-isms

Things I don't want to forget that Landon says:

"I meed" instead of "I need"

"In a little minute"

"That's not nice!"

"Sweephowt" for "sweetheart"

Bring Your Oranges

Sometimes I just have to record these things:

Me: "Buenos noches!"

Aidyn: "Buenos noches!"

AJ: "Bring your oranges!"