Motorcycles

Aidyn [arriving at church and seeing the motorcycles lined up in the parking lot]: "Mama. Do you see those motorcycles?"

Me: "Yeah, Baby."

Aidyn: "When I get big I'm going to get a motorcycle to ride. And I'll ride in the front and you'll ride in the back."

Me [supressing the desire to scream]: "But you'll wear a helmet, right?"

Aidyn: "Yeah! A red one! And what color helmet do you want?"

Me [almost losing control over that scream]: "Blue, I guess."

Aidyn: "Ok, cool."

Me [praying silently]: Lord, help me in 13 more years.